An Unfortunate Crush and My Sad Saga

So I’ve recently had a rather unfortunate crush… I know having a crush on some cute guy sounds painfully high school of me but what to do… I’m single and rather bored.


I walk into this intense fitness class a few days back praying to every God there is that the cute instructor who works there is not the one taking what is known as the ‘weight loss batch’. Because let’s face it… I’m fat and I need to lose weight… desperately! (side note: I am trying very hard though and have had some success).

So back to my story.. I walk in and of course, because my luck is shit… the cute instructor who I happen to have a massive crush on is there. And he’s taking the class.

Now I’m not one of those chicks who looks very good when working out… I sweat like crazy, become red in the face and because of my size, I look like a whale.

So imagine my sense of desperation when I realised that for an entire hour I would have to engage in a high intensity workout in front of a guy I’m besotted with. And what a disaster it was!

About half an hour into the class, I gave up. I literally could not move my feet let alone care about what this guy thought of me. So I gave up. And of course, when I was leaving I absolutely refused to make eye contact with him and ran out of there as if someone had lit a fire under my ass.

The point of this story is that we all have unfortunate crushes. Crushes that we wish would work out but for some reason (such as my general whale-like appearance in my case). If only there was a way to screen these crushes.

So here’s my sad saga. If someone has a similarly embarrassing story, do tell!

Until next time,

Live long and prosper.

May the Force be with you

PS: My grand plan is to lose a ton of weight and go back for his class and then show off my new non whale like look!


3 thoughts on “An Unfortunate Crush and My Sad Saga

  1. Rai says:

    just stay in that class and show him your determination and let him help you. he’s shallow if he only likes skinny girls. use him to inspire yourself to lose weight


    • nupurvj says:

      You know that actually sounds like a good idea! As soon as the pain from the last class’s torture subsides, I’ll get back to it! If for no other reason than to enjoy good eye candy for an hour 3 times a week πŸ˜› Thanks πŸ™‚


      • Rai says:

        don’t wait for the pain to subside! keep going! if you stop now to let the pain subside, the pain will come back, learned that the hard way.


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